WordPress recently added an AI generator for writing blog posts and I couldn’t help but want to try it out. Here’s the prompt I gave it: I knit a green hat out of a pattern inspired the Lord of the Rings. Here’s the response (after I set it to “humorous”):

As a self-proclaimed knitting wizard, I recently conjured up a hat of epic proportions. Picture this: a mighty green head-topper, inspired by the Lord of the Rings. No mere mortal could resist its whimsical charm!

With my trusty knitting needles in hand, I set out on a quest of yarn and glory. As each stitch seamlessly melded together, I could practically hear the theme song of Middle-earth playing in the background. A chorus of hobbits, elves, and dwarves serenading my knitting prowess!

The vibrant green hue I chose for this magical creation would make even the emerald City of Oz jealous. I wove in patterns so intricate, they’d make Gandalf’s beard stand on end. Hidden amidst the threads were secret messages, whispered only to those keen enough to decipher them.

With every row, I couldn’t help but imagine the reactions of passersby when they spotted my fantastical headgear. Picture the looks of awe and wonder as they wondered if the wearer possessed the One Ring! Will Halloween ever be the same again?

This whimsical wearable pays homage to J.R.R. Tolkien’s timeless tales while keeping your noggin toasty warm. So, next time you’re strolling down the street and you spot someone sporting a green hat that seems straight out of Middle-earth, don’t just wave—raise your staff and shout, “You shall not pass… without telling me where you got that awesome hat!”

Remember, my friend, there’s a little wizardry within us all. And sometimes, all it takes is a twisted yarn and a dash of mischief to bring a touch of fantasy to our everyday lives.

Honestly, I don’t hate it. I think where it falls flat is it’s not written in my voice, which feels like the whole point of having a blog. There’s a certain genericness to it, something that feels just short of the point. Let’s do another one, this time without specifying a specific tone:

I recently embarked on a knitting project where I decided to create a stunning green hat. As a devoted fan of the Lord of the Rings fantasy series, I drew inspiration from the vivid landscapes of Middle-earth while designing the pattern for this unique accessory.

With meticulous attention to detail, I carefully selected the perfect shade of green yarn that mirrored the enchanting hues of the elven forests described in J.R.R. Tolkien’s masterpiece. The silky texture of the yarn felt like magic interlacing through my fingertips as I knitted each stitch with utmost precision and dedication.

The pattern itself was a true homage to the intricate elven craftsmanship. Delicate intertwining leaf motifs adorned the brim of the hat, reminiscent of Lothlórien’s graceful flora. The body of the hat featured a captivating design, resembling the rolling hills and valleys of the Shire, the hobbits’ idyllic homeland.

Hours turned into days as I poured my creativity and passion into this knitting project. Each moment spent was a delightful journey into the realms of imagination, where I could envision Frodo’s courageous quest, Gandalf’s wise guidance, and the camaraderie of the Fellowship. The rhythmic clacking of the knitting needles formed a melodious symphony that echoed my excitement and anticipation for the finished piece.

Finally, after countless stitches and unwavering determination, the green hat took its final form. Like a treasure retrieved from Mirkwood itself, it exuded an air of elegance and charm. The rich green color captured the essence of nature’s beauty, while the intricate patterns told a story of adventure and resilience.

Now, this unique creation sits proudly on my shelf, a testament to the harmonious blend of knitting and literary inspiration. It serves as a reminder of the power of creativity and the joy that can be found in bringing fictional worlds to life through the art of crafting.

Again, not really me. I understand that using AI to generate content can be a helpful tool, infact I can see ways where it might be used to expand on a moment of inspiration and then edited or utilized when faced with writer’s block. Mostly, I can’t help but wonder how AI will shape the personal touch and authenticity provided by the blog space. I suppose time will tell.